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Features

Everything you need.
Nothing you'll understand.

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Instant deploys

Push to deploy in 0.3 seconds. We start the timer after the part that takes a while.

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Global edge network

Your site is served from the closest of our 1 strategically located regions.

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Free SSL, forever*

Every site gets a padlock. Whether it does anything is between you and the universe.

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Infinite autoscaling

Traffic spike? We scale instantly by emailing our one server very politely.

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AI-powered everything

We sprinkled AI on it. We're not sure what it does, but the button is purple now.

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One-click rollback

Broke prod? Roll back to the version that was also broken, but in a familiar way.

Pricing

Plans for every budget
(as long as it's small)

Hobby

$0/forever

For projects nobody asked for.

  • 1 project
  • Community support (a forum from 2009)
  • ezhost.ing subdomain
  • Goes to sleep when you do
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Pro

$9/mo

*we decided this, not the users.

  • Unlimited projects
  • Custom domains
  • We answer emails on weekdays
  • Stays awake on caffeine
  • That purple AI button
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Enterprise

Let's talkseriously

For companies with a procurement team.

  • Everything in Pro
  • A dedicated account manager named Greg
  • 99.4% SLA, pinky promise
  • On-prem (we mail you the laptop)
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Status

All systems probably operational

FAQ

Questions you'll ask
right after deploying

Is ezhost.ing actually real?

It's as real as your commitment to that side project. So, conditionally.

Where is my data stored?

Somewhere safe. Possibly a USB stick labeled "DO NOT LOSE" on Greg's desk.

What's your uptime guarantee?

We guarantee an uptime number. The number is 99.4%. We feel good about it.

Can I host a production app here?

You can host anything here. Whether you should is a deeply personal journey.

How do I contact support?

Whisper your problem into a paper cup. We're working on the other end of the string.

Ship something today.
Apologize later.

Free to start. No credit card. No promises kept.

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